Thursday, March 6, 2008

Glog presents Joan Jett

She sang one of my all time favourite Rock & Roll anthems and one of the best break up song ever...

This is...

I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU!



The story of Daniel and Jasmine!

I hate Spam mails and I usually don't read them but this one touched me so much...


Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.

Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2 persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives.

Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.

Jasmine : I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the following weeks..

DAY 1:

They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.

DAY 4:

They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House... Jasmine was scared and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..

DAY 14:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: 'My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... Spend your time together happily.'
Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something .

DAY 28:

They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:
11:37 pm

Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game ...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..

Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.

Daniel: Wait for me...

20 minutes later ... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?

Stranger : A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital.

11:57pm

The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket.

Jasmine read the letter which says:

Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends,
I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...


Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..

'Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game.
Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping

THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...

As corny as this maybe, if we just take a moment and apprecitte the simple, naive way of loving like we never had before... It just makes every so called "complicated" problems we have in a relationship seem so silly... Appreciation is all that matters...

Note to my future boyfriend... When I meet you, I will cherish every moment we have ok...

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

If I were a Gigolo...

bedroom toys

Thanks Queer Ranter who showed me this cool little site...
Time for American Idol...
Will check in again later folks...

PS: This is an hourly rate yeah... Not per night or per booking basis ok!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

My Super Monday

Well, today is one of those days that you would have never imagined to be as funas it should have been...

It all started when... (imagine the screen fading and it brought you back to this afternoon KLCC 3rd floor by the railings)

Sms... (Transformers tone)
Angel: Gor, I can't make it today!!! Major assignement need to hand in by evening. Not going choir as well.

Reaction? Calm but disappointed. Angry yet all is forgiven. I just kena "fong fei kei" (wow lovely usage of 3 lingua in a sentence!

Then I took a seat by McD and have an ILT (ice lemon tee) before my handphone starts ringing...

Adrien: Elo, where are you?
Me: near McD...

Yes, the grand arrival of Adrien which was then joined by not 1, not 2 but 3 other kakis... Namely a doctor, an economist and a geologist... (loved the ensemble)

Then it was shopping time... Masuk kedai, keluar kedai... Check out jantan, come out check out mid 40s aunty have their Dior makeovers... Then, Kino time... So I went to my favourite spot... Or rather only spot, the Law section and couldn't resist on buying a copy of "Equity and Trust" casebook to simplify all the gibberish I am studying...

Opps... tea time! The remaining three of us went to the food court again to have a sit and some small chat before we bumped into Mr. Raoul who came with his collegue who ran off after his short lunch break... Maybe cannot tahan our "aura hebat"...
I see some twinkling eyes and red faces...

After a goodbye, we (me and Adrien) drove all the way to 1 Utama.
Conversations in the car:
1. "Eh we are both so single, lets form a blader-hood for unwanted guys."
2. "Where is the palace. Wait you know we have a palace right?" Adrien shooked his head.
3. "Eh, where do I put all my coins? and pay me back!!! I am not carrying all these coins around..."
4. "Which road to take la?"

1 Utama...
We were instantly drawn to the British India super sale... and yes, I indulged in a 200++ baju which went on a 70% discount...
Sobs, my first British India... I shall have it for my uncle's wedding.
And from there I learned an important shopping skill from Adrien... "Can I reserve this first, my mum is coming back soon."


Choir; "psst... who is that guy, so pretty one?" Need I say more...

Thanks Sensei Adrien san!

Friday, February 29, 2008

American Idol Public Mourning....

It's a sad, sad day...
My dear Jason Yeager got the boot from American Idol... Sobs...
He is so cute and the way he swayed on Wednesday was so "panas".. Sizzles...



However, I fixed my eyes on another cutie which I know is here to stay. David Archuleta...
That boy of 17 is either way too smart to play the "popularity" game or he is just precious when he showed his bashfulness on camera and cried when Alexandrea was voted off...
And that voice melts any gurl (guys as well)


Whatever it is... He is MINE!!! Go David!

PS: Here is also a public statement of apology to Adrien... You look horrible in that picture cos I accidentally edited the sides of the picture making you look skeletal... Sorry!!!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

American Idol Season 7... Sizzles...

Well, I love watching American Idol since like Season 3 and by far this is the first time I found guys that are stellar since Elliot and Chris...

You know who I am talking about... The shy, petite and uber cute David Archuleta...
His performance on the song "Imagine" by John Lennon is just impeccable...



And then there is the eye candy, Jason Yeager... Yea so what he ain't one of those who gets praised for his sing choice but that shinny black pants.. Oh, did I mention tight, black pants?

Yeah... I loved it... I hope he hangs in there...



I was told that every cute guy is gay until proven otherwise... I pray he is!

Oh before I go, I found this guy pretty interesting... Reminds me of a friend...




You would agree right? But his picture looks like he is like a deer caught in headlight!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Eye Candy

Haish...
The travel fair...
People bustling through the hordes and grabbing every sheet of price list filled with figures and destinations...
It also means work since my aunt will require me to be enslaved in loads of talking to crappy people but let me assure you some guys are really cute...

Target 1: Red T-Shirt Cable Guy...

Goodness... He is smoking, adorn in red (yesterday and today, apparently favourite colour) he does the cabling job around my booth and he is just fine... He has a nice beard, nice arms and nice butt... and I saw his red underwear, Armani... Sizzlin...

Target 2: Guy with girlfriend

Yeah, not all cute guys are gay but this guy is hot...

Target 3: Guy with hair curling back

He works at the fair. Has a belly but nice ass... Hair do may have taken hours to put together.

Target 4: Cheh... rupa-rupanya... Adrien...

Goodness... I am exhausted and horny... Save me... Please?