Dancing With the Stars Season 7; Night Two

We bid farewell to the lovely Edyta Śliwińska as she left the ballroom first with erm... the not so great Jeffrey Ross. However, there is one more to boot tomorrow but at the moment...

Check these great clips...

Rocco Dispirito is one sexy guy and damn he is hot... And who said that his hips were stiff, they sway like jell-o and hell... Hips don't lie, do they?



But the best dance of the night was... Brooke Burke... Two nights in a row being the top, we will have her company for a while...



Though Mark and Kim were not the brightest stars that night wityh the second lowest score but Mark and his unbuttoned shirt with those moves... Man you can move like that on my side of the turf...

Dancing With the Stars Season 7; Night One

Yes it is back again.
It was a lovely performance on the first night with the highest score of 23 by the lovely Brooke Burke who was the host on my all time favourite reality show, Rockstar INXS and Rockstar Supernova. she partnered Derek Hough and I am no fan of his but well they did a pretty good job.

This season has some very interestingly hot guys.
We have to just welcome back Maksim Chmerkovskiy who is partering Misty May-Treanor, a two time volleyball world champion.

I adore my... yes my Mark Ballas who is now partnering the bimbo-ish Kim Kardashian.

Ahhh, then there is Alec Mazo who is super hot with the seductive Toni Braxton.

Rocco DiSpirito is one guy who looks like the kinda guy I will fall for. Someone who can cook his way into my heart. With him is the broken hearted ex was to be Mrs Mario, Karina Smirnoff

Who wouldn't love the twinkie, Cody Linley and being so jock when he talks about his partner, Julianne Hough

Last but not least to be on my support list is... Lance Bass, the only openly gay member of 'N Sync and with him, a newbie, Lacey Schwimmer.

Watch out for tomorrow night's update on who was kicked out before they perform their second number in which is a new edition to the show...

Real Talent...

Talk about real talent...

Suit Up Girls...

Ladies... and gentlemen.
Welcome back to another session with yours truly, MrG.
aha... Holler ya'll...
Ok this week we witnessed a fabulous episode of what ya'll?
(screams America's Next Top Model)
Back at you...
Now now, lets all look into the gist of this episode. I must say, this is creative that make over is not revealed and the whole Snow White and all. I adore Jay's Mr Couture look. and boy please don't tell me you smooched Princess Tyra. I thought you ain't gonna snog no pretty lady. Now now, lets all get into the beautiful make overs shall we?

Well well, I must say Neil George saloon did a fantabulous job...

And with the presence of the Nice Fierce-Tyra-Witch, put an end to all their predicaments of being too Catalog and turned them all into fierce creatures of the flashy modelling world.

First stop we have the gal with the quiet confidence, Les Marjorie. Spotting a chestnut brown I must say, it's simply... breath taking.



"OMG I am ready to do what you are gonna do." Joslynn.

Well, I can't wait for you to stop squeaking miss lady but your make over is like a little too blown over with that expression cos the weave is all we see...



Why cry Samantha? Cos you suddenly got so freaking fierce?
Well, there is reason to cry for celebration that you no longer look dumb blond but very high fashion sorta dumb blond...



Sheena darling, you are so Kimora Lee Simmons fabulous with the new highlights and you look mighty fine...



McKey looks so strong and so masculine with a touch of edge and femininity. Wow. such contradiction cooking up true beauty.



Isis is so much more womanly... if I may use that word with the weave but i think she has a long way to go. Deep down I still see... erm... a dude.



With eyes like Lauren Brie, blond is the only way but now she went platinum.



Poor Elina. She broke down thinking that she will look stupid but actually her hair is so... so... weird? I know, I know. It's a first and she could work it but with long black hair, she would look very ethereal and that's what I see in her more. Yet, she is still able to work it and I finally realise she looked a little bit like Annie as in the annoying girl who keeps singing..."Tomorrow, Tomorrow..."



Oh dear Hannah... Well, that hair is so not suited for that cutey miss Cherie pie personality but oh well, you are so uglified and now, its time for some couture...



Analeigh had lighter coloured hair but still it doesn't bring out too much in her. I am still hesitant to say much about her. Still she is very pretty...



Brittany. My my, you look nothing like you did before... Just a lil bit more here and there... Well, nothing drastic on her thats all...



Clark, Clark. You look exactly like some drag queen in pictures and now, with the hair, you look so much more draggish...



And so the challenge came for the girls to use Cover Girl make up and then in 30 seconds present it as if you are doing an ad for it. Guess who won? Hannah... Oh well, I think Samantha and Isis did pretty well too but eeekkk to Analeigh cos she has that yo thing going on and why has no one used to coveted line of "Easy, Breezy,Beautiful, Cover Girl"?

And then there is the photoshoot. Ahhh... such a giveaway. Suit up for top model? i mean Tyra dear, you can think of something more out of the box can't you my dear?
So there they go doing the photoshoot and lets see if the girls have a splashingly wonderful shoot.

Elina

MrG: I must say that she has something special in her that makes her look amazing in pictures and that sparkle in her eye that brings her to life...

Lauren Brie

MrG: I have to say she has lost me in the first week but she is one to watch as she comes like a tidal wave. Ms thing, you are hot.

Samantha

MrG: Oooo... I am not a fan of her first two pictures as she looks clumsy in last weeks shot and the first week a little distorted but here I see true beauty. Love it.

McKey

MrG: Me likey. Her eyes sort of speak to me and I can be drawn into her just by looking at her face.

Sheena

MrG: I must say, I am biased as she is Asian and so am I (proud of it) so I think she did a mighty good job with this shot not looking hoochie but honey, something wrong with the eyes. Can look downa little and make you look more serene.

Joslynn

MrG: Ok. Finally a picture that looks like some Auntie but her body is fine girl... Need to have better dressing in the future.

Marjorie

MrG: she looks like in some rich villainous guy's house and James Bond walked right in and she looked at him this way. Ahhh... Lovely.

Clark

MrG: Me no likey drag. Me no like your nose. Me no like your hair. Me no like you!

Isis

MrG: Is it the way you look or the way you stand or the way you have been formed that I still don't get you in so many ways. I wanna root for you but baby. You gotta try harder to be a woman. Just shots of hormones and boobies won't make a difference. But still, you did look more feminine with the hair.

Hannah

MrG: Erm. The hair seemed to make you look very weird in a way. You look like so covered and the worst thing is that your face has not in any week found the light.

Analeigh

MrG: Hmmm... girl, you need to work hard cos we have not seen any good pose from you no doubt you are sweet and all... Work hard darling.

Brittany

MrG: Sorry but you have just got yourself a ticket to ride the waves... Waving goodbye to you as you pack your bags and go home. Nothing special. Not couture nor high fashion...

So that concludes this weeks report. This is the lovely and fabulous MrG signing off... oh and remember, stay fabulous!

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Star Struck...

It was a sunny afternoon and I was dressed in my best shirt...
Yes, my creased candy striped shirt and I was so looking forward for today since I am going to interview Hans Isaac as he is like so the freaking cute right?
However, my editor told me "Sorry yea... Cannot wor... Someone else will be doing it... you do Harith and Joey la". Cheh. Crushed since Hans Isaac, my dream boat is like no longer in the grasp of my palm.

What you lookie lookie huh?

So this project is initiated by Hannah Tan called the H factor aimed at the Teenage to young baby boomers. Its all about the different Entertainment industry and these guys are here to talk to you about it la. Macam mentor montoree kinda thing but like in a conference sorta style. Was pretty much a surprise cos I never thought Hannah Tan is such a passionate person in inspiring the next generation. And she is super nice. She can smile at you everytime you pass her by and since this is her project, she would pull the stuff and pick up rubbish and all. I am actually impressed!

Smile Hannah, smile...

But I still have Harith and I find it like damn glamour la kan interview Celebrity besar kan. I can tell people, "Hey, you know the guy who dance in a sarong in Sepet? yeah That Fei Lou la... I interviewed him" Wah, but he hor is a little reserved. i don't really get to see his funny side. So serious. I enjoyed it since I got to spend half an hour with Harith Iskander.

Harith Iskander...

Then, I spotted the cutest guy in the gang, Fellest Yan.
I don't have his picture but trust ,me, he has the best arms and ass money can buy. And such a boyish face. Totally the kind of guy I could strip and say take me baby, take me. But hor. When Hannah Tan, yes, she actually came up to talk to me like I am some famous journalist from Times Mag or something, came up, my editor told me that someone is covering him. Damn, first Hans Isaac now Fellest?

He is like next to Hans Isaac in the picture... Hot...

Tapi my assignment lead to Joey. Goodness, I lost Hans and now this total hunk? Takpe, I ni kan professional. Must keep it to that level one. Man when I saw this guy, he has Tattoos all over and certainly one guy I won't usually hang around but this guy has passion like no one for graphics and I had so much fun interviewing him. I find him so freaking cool.

Joey Khor...

Sudah habis pun. Perut already making vibration like handphone Sony aku. Then , my editor say, "Don't kill me but can you do like Hans Isaac?" Anytime baby, anytime. "Erm, i mean interview?" Oh... sobs... Tapi hatiku meloncat-loncat. Terus i dudk buat question sebab I tak prepare kan? So then there he was, tall, dark and hemsem. Ahhh... tapi forehead got 5-6 lines like every ex girlfriend he had marked a scar on it. Sigh... Wah tapi interiew tu memang susah. He is like so intimidating and I can't focus with the thought of him on top of me... Ok no la, he was pretty much not the dumb dumb actor. He actually pretty smart and I began to think my questions were an insult to his intelligence. Tapi I managed to pull through tapi i also found out he is not single anymore and he is not dating Erra Fazzira. Cheh. Not scadalous pun.

Notice where his hands were fellas...

Hence ends my day at the photoshoot. I camwhored with Pietro and Serena C as well... They are super nice and funny. Serena is the best... She is like super funny.

Pietro

Serena C... Girl you are fierce...

Freakiest part was David who is a magician and metalist. OMG... He did the spoon bending and I was like freaking out when he bended and break the spoon. Then he did the meanest trick of turning his entire pack of cards into blank cards... You feel like watching Mondo Magic or David Balin like for real.

Gambar gambar all are courtesy of Froggie for editting...