Friday, January 25, 2008

Dresses...

Gosh its barely 5 post and I felt like I am running out of ideas...
Really wanna keep the momentum running but unfortunately I am like one of those "hangat-hangat tahi ayam" (got into the whole peribahasa mode since my brother need help with his homework yesterday)

But something fun happened last night...
I am forever fond kacau-ing my sister. She just told me about a guy in her college, lets call him Marky, who is going after her. And she just started classes like 3 weeks. Never knew that tom boy auntie can be so hot among the guys, which then explain my good looks but lets not even go there.

So she was telling me about a ball she will be attending. There it goes, my mum being uber conservative telling her to go in jeans and what girls at 16 should wear (she is 18 next month for god sakes mum). And I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Suddenly as though Carson from Queer Eye possessed me I went on telling her about everything she should do except getting laid. (No touchie) I went from the dress, the make up, the hair, the shoes, the handbag etc etc...

It got my mum agitated (she apparently doesn't want my sister to get dolled up. Worried about the unwanted attention) as well as my sis. Gosh... she then tried a dress my aunt got from Salabianca. She looks pretty in it but she was loathing as she is the one gurl that hates to be dressed up and I mean it literally like "DRESS" up.

When we got home, I went into her wardrobe and it was fun seeing the dresses she had and I told her to mix and match and how to wear this and that. Out of a sudden she was like "Why are you so gay one? and why are you talking like Jay Manuel?"

Oppsss... She is still clueless about my sexuality... And she has this conservative way of thinking about gays adding up to our family being Christians (for those who are clueless, its a No-No for a christian boy to be gay according to Leviticus 18)...

Things I deal with at home...

8 comments:

Joery said...

err,

and then God created Adam and Steve....

and let there be light

adrien said...

gotta love having sisters you know. i still grab her heels and stuff them into stilettos. and mine's just 16! :p

Mr Rainbow Man said...

just HOW OLD are you? you write like a small little kid.... hee hee

glog said...

Joery: Adam and Steve? I needs to reads that new Bible... Btw, humans came after light cos if its still dark, Adam won't simply pick Steve!

Adrien: I know, I love dolling her and see her geram face...

Rainbow Man: How old do you think I am? 30+, Not as old as Joery...

Fable Frog said...

Gosh~ that's not Jay Manuel~ that's J. Alexander [Miss J if you will]lol!

David the Man said...

Running out of ideas and thoughts? Ask me, and I will give you some! Mine is over-flowing already!!!

savante said...

Hey you remembered Leviticus! I usually skp that :P I go all the way back to dirty stuff at Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ben said...

Hehehe...yeah Sodom and Gomorrah, I read about that! But yeah, Christian life is never an easy journey!