Suit Up Girls...

Ladies... and gentlemen.
Welcome back to another session with yours truly, MrG.
aha... Holler ya'll...
Ok this week we witnessed a fabulous episode of what ya'll?
(screams America's Next Top Model)
Back at you...
Now now, lets all look into the gist of this episode. I must say, this is creative that make over is not revealed and the whole Snow White and all. I adore Jay's Mr Couture look. and boy please don't tell me you smooched Princess Tyra. I thought you ain't gonna snog no pretty lady. Now now, lets all get into the beautiful make overs shall we?

Well well, I must say Neil George saloon did a fantabulous job...

And with the presence of the Nice Fierce-Tyra-Witch, put an end to all their predicaments of being too Catalog and turned them all into fierce creatures of the flashy modelling world.

First stop we have the gal with the quiet confidence, Les Marjorie. Spotting a chestnut brown I must say, it's simply... breath taking.



"OMG I am ready to do what you are gonna do." Joslynn.

Well, I can't wait for you to stop squeaking miss lady but your make over is like a little too blown over with that expression cos the weave is all we see...



Why cry Samantha? Cos you suddenly got so freaking fierce?
Well, there is reason to cry for celebration that you no longer look dumb blond but very high fashion sorta dumb blond...



Sheena darling, you are so Kimora Lee Simmons fabulous with the new highlights and you look mighty fine...



McKey looks so strong and so masculine with a touch of edge and femininity. Wow. such contradiction cooking up true beauty.



Isis is so much more womanly... if I may use that word with the weave but i think she has a long way to go. Deep down I still see... erm... a dude.



With eyes like Lauren Brie, blond is the only way but now she went platinum.



Poor Elina. She broke down thinking that she will look stupid but actually her hair is so... so... weird? I know, I know. It's a first and she could work it but with long black hair, she would look very ethereal and that's what I see in her more. Yet, she is still able to work it and I finally realise she looked a little bit like Annie as in the annoying girl who keeps singing..."Tomorrow, Tomorrow..."



Oh dear Hannah... Well, that hair is so not suited for that cutey miss Cherie pie personality but oh well, you are so uglified and now, its time for some couture...



Analeigh had lighter coloured hair but still it doesn't bring out too much in her. I am still hesitant to say much about her. Still she is very pretty...



Brittany. My my, you look nothing like you did before... Just a lil bit more here and there... Well, nothing drastic on her thats all...



Clark, Clark. You look exactly like some drag queen in pictures and now, with the hair, you look so much more draggish...



And so the challenge came for the girls to use Cover Girl make up and then in 30 seconds present it as if you are doing an ad for it. Guess who won? Hannah... Oh well, I think Samantha and Isis did pretty well too but eeekkk to Analeigh cos she has that yo thing going on and why has no one used to coveted line of "Easy, Breezy,Beautiful, Cover Girl"?

And then there is the photoshoot. Ahhh... such a giveaway. Suit up for top model? i mean Tyra dear, you can think of something more out of the box can't you my dear?
So there they go doing the photoshoot and lets see if the girls have a splashingly wonderful shoot.

Elina

MrG: I must say that she has something special in her that makes her look amazing in pictures and that sparkle in her eye that brings her to life...

Lauren Brie

MrG: I have to say she has lost me in the first week but she is one to watch as she comes like a tidal wave. Ms thing, you are hot.

Samantha

MrG: Oooo... I am not a fan of her first two pictures as she looks clumsy in last weeks shot and the first week a little distorted but here I see true beauty. Love it.

McKey

MrG: Me likey. Her eyes sort of speak to me and I can be drawn into her just by looking at her face.

Sheena

MrG: I must say, I am biased as she is Asian and so am I (proud of it) so I think she did a mighty good job with this shot not looking hoochie but honey, something wrong with the eyes. Can look downa little and make you look more serene.

Joslynn

MrG: Ok. Finally a picture that looks like some Auntie but her body is fine girl... Need to have better dressing in the future.

Marjorie

MrG: she looks like in some rich villainous guy's house and James Bond walked right in and she looked at him this way. Ahhh... Lovely.

Clark

MrG: Me no likey drag. Me no like your nose. Me no like your hair. Me no like you!

Isis

MrG: Is it the way you look or the way you stand or the way you have been formed that I still don't get you in so many ways. I wanna root for you but baby. You gotta try harder to be a woman. Just shots of hormones and boobies won't make a difference. But still, you did look more feminine with the hair.

Hannah

MrG: Erm. The hair seemed to make you look very weird in a way. You look like so covered and the worst thing is that your face has not in any week found the light.

Analeigh

MrG: Hmmm... girl, you need to work hard cos we have not seen any good pose from you no doubt you are sweet and all... Work hard darling.

Brittany

MrG: Sorry but you have just got yourself a ticket to ride the waves... Waving goodbye to you as you pack your bags and go home. Nothing special. Not couture nor high fashion...

So that concludes this weeks report. This is the lovely and fabulous MrG signing off... oh and remember, stay fabulous!

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Star Struck...

It was a sunny afternoon and I was dressed in my best shirt...
Yes, my creased candy striped shirt and I was so looking forward for today since I am going to interview Hans Isaac as he is like so the freaking cute right?
However, my editor told me "Sorry yea... Cannot wor... Someone else will be doing it... you do Harith and Joey la". Cheh. Crushed since Hans Isaac, my dream boat is like no longer in the grasp of my palm.

What you lookie lookie huh?

So this project is initiated by Hannah Tan called the H factor aimed at the Teenage to young baby boomers. Its all about the different Entertainment industry and these guys are here to talk to you about it la. Macam mentor montoree kinda thing but like in a conference sorta style. Was pretty much a surprise cos I never thought Hannah Tan is such a passionate person in inspiring the next generation. And she is super nice. She can smile at you everytime you pass her by and since this is her project, she would pull the stuff and pick up rubbish and all. I am actually impressed!

Smile Hannah, smile...

But I still have Harith and I find it like damn glamour la kan interview Celebrity besar kan. I can tell people, "Hey, you know the guy who dance in a sarong in Sepet? yeah That Fei Lou la... I interviewed him" Wah, but he hor is a little reserved. i don't really get to see his funny side. So serious. I enjoyed it since I got to spend half an hour with Harith Iskander.

Harith Iskander...

Then, I spotted the cutest guy in the gang, Fellest Yan.
I don't have his picture but trust ,me, he has the best arms and ass money can buy. And such a boyish face. Totally the kind of guy I could strip and say take me baby, take me. But hor. When Hannah Tan, yes, she actually came up to talk to me like I am some famous journalist from Times Mag or something, came up, my editor told me that someone is covering him. Damn, first Hans Isaac now Fellest?

He is like next to Hans Isaac in the picture... Hot...

Tapi my assignment lead to Joey. Goodness, I lost Hans and now this total hunk? Takpe, I ni kan professional. Must keep it to that level one. Man when I saw this guy, he has Tattoos all over and certainly one guy I won't usually hang around but this guy has passion like no one for graphics and I had so much fun interviewing him. I find him so freaking cool.

Joey Khor...

Sudah habis pun. Perut already making vibration like handphone Sony aku. Then , my editor say, "Don't kill me but can you do like Hans Isaac?" Anytime baby, anytime. "Erm, i mean interview?" Oh... sobs... Tapi hatiku meloncat-loncat. Terus i dudk buat question sebab I tak prepare kan? So then there he was, tall, dark and hemsem. Ahhh... tapi forehead got 5-6 lines like every ex girlfriend he had marked a scar on it. Sigh... Wah tapi interiew tu memang susah. He is like so intimidating and I can't focus with the thought of him on top of me... Ok no la, he was pretty much not the dumb dumb actor. He actually pretty smart and I began to think my questions were an insult to his intelligence. Tapi I managed to pull through tapi i also found out he is not single anymore and he is not dating Erra Fazzira. Cheh. Not scadalous pun.

Notice where his hands were fellas...

Hence ends my day at the photoshoot. I camwhored with Pietro and Serena C as well... They are super nice and funny. Serena is the best... She is like super funny.

Pietro

Serena C... Girl you are fierce...

Freakiest part was David who is a magician and metalist. OMG... He did the spoon bending and I was like freaking out when he bended and break the spoon. Then he did the meanest trick of turning his entire pack of cards into blank cards... You feel like watching Mondo Magic or David Balin like for real.

Gambar gambar all are courtesy of Froggie for editting...

ANTM Cycle 11: The Flight of the Baloon

Yes, I am an ANTM whore with the likes of Froggie. Since he ain't gonna do much about it, I decided to talk about this season cos its Fierce... (Do the finger thing)

Ok, so this week it's all about posing and the posing guru, Benny Ninja came along...
so he posed and posed heck, why all the men pose so freaking well? We should all do drag and be fierce. But then again, if I do it, Benny will lose his job. My proportions are might hot... Sizzle...

Ok Coming back to the challenge it was a handbag posing challenge and was pretty dull. Sheena made a wrong move by having the product at the crotch while Nikeysha (say hey...) said she is gonna crap in her pants. Tsk tsk tsk. However, Elina won. Well, she deserved it. Cos I have no idea what the girls were doing having their tippy toes to hold the handbag. Heck how are you gonna walk with the bag on your lil toesy... We have to strut honey.

So this week's controversy or bitch fight was whitey white girl Hannah against the Ethnic girls, and boy, the usuals with the whole racial thing. Man, I thought we are bad here but they are worst.

Photoshoot time. You see a baloon and a ladder. So you are gonna do some height shoots but with the wind blowing strong the baloon is cancelled and the girls were left hanging (literally) on the ladder. Fabulous.

Lauren-Brie...

MrG: Fantastic Pose. With the sitting in the air pose, girlyou get an A for originality.

Elina...

MrG: I agree, the Angelina Jolie look and the whole picture look like Lady Madonna coming down from heaven on a Rainbow baloon.

Joslyn...

MrG: OMG, so hot man but her look is too Auntie-ish...

Marjorie...

MrG: Magnifique...I love the scraf in the wind and the whole Bohemian look. Give it another boost of confidence please.

McKey...

MrG: Lovely. No more boxing pose. But this is still not very pretty...

Samantha...

MrG: Nah... Not my favourite. Clumsy

Sheena...

MrG: My fave girl. Give me a high five and a low five but you need to keep your hooch in. And good job on owning up that you have a boob job. I lurrvvee you sista.

Hannah...

MrG:White supremist. Just relying on pretty and nothing more. BORING!

Clark...

MrG: Actually, this picture looks a little too draggish... Her face is worst than Dominique of last season.

Brittany...

MrG:Very chinese beauty yet its just too common.

Analeigh...

MrG: The pose is alright but the hand just don't go with the leg.

Isis...

MrG: Dude... I mean Girl, you look like you were falling and your hands are like stuck to the ladder. Face is not pretty but I like you cos you "dragged" it out...

Nikeysha...

MrG: Eeekkk... You are out. The face is squished and the attitude gotta go.

Oh yeah. Introducing MrG, the newest, uninvited judge in ANTM. Though the won't call my name at panel, I call the shots most of the time.

My interview with the... Diva!

I want you to guess who... Who? Who? Who?

Ning Baizura? Siti Nurhaliza? Erra Fazera? Fauziah Latif? Anita Sarawak? Mariah Carey?

Semua salah...

Ok, ok, I give clue...

Seharum bunga yang mengoda...

Nope... Not Misha Omar but the one and only,

Camellia!!!

I know. Jangan jealous. Itu adalah berkat dari syurga kerna aku banyak berbuat baik. Ok ok.

So it was 2 am and Willie gave me a call saying that his friend is in need of a freelance writer and needs to attend the photoshoot cum interview with their covergirl, Camelia but the catch is that I won't be paid.

Since, Sara was so sweet and sound so cham, I decided that it is OK to help her out since she was so sweet on the phone though I was hesitant. So the big day came and I tried to dress nice nice, put harum harum on, spray under the ketiak, makan breath mints, iron iron my hair biar nampak segak. So I sampai jumpa ngan si Sara. Mana tau... my sister punya senior kat sekolah and sudah lama jumpa balik pulak...

...It's a small world after all... It's a small, small world...

So lepas tu, we all go to the studio and we masuk only Camelia was nowhere to be seen so kita pun all duduk duduk, cakap cakap, gossip gossip about things la...

Sara: Eh, what time already? Shouldn't she be here yet?

G: Dunno. Must be late la. Diva right?

Sara: Eh, lets see how long it takes her to get here?

G: OK!

Masa itu manager dia turn around and we all like OMG, she has been hearing all of out chitty chitty bang bang about Cam. Then I went to the loo to find out she is taking almost forever to do her make up.

So finally she appeared on the set. Its my first time seeing her and she looks like some dracula sebab lipstick dia guna hitam lepas tu rambut basah macam baru habis mandi. Haiyor... Her poses were way to safe la. Masa tu I macam Mr Jay kat tepi buat muka...

So hot...

I need a lil bit of hunch here and there.

Oh thats pretty...

Hoochie!!!

You gotta show some neck girl...

Tapi actually she has a stylist who macam Mr Jay tapi muka macam Ms Jay sikit so I tetap fab la kan? So then, the shot proceeded with 11 outfits and I duduk sampai my lovely buns are about to kempis di. So when she finally habis and buka-ed her puasa. She came running to us...

So I pun interview dia lar... I tanya about her career and all those boring stuff la. She is actually not so Diva as how people termed her to be. Very approachable and she is like hahaha.... here and hehehehe... there... Macam Nicole Kidman. Shy shy only... I tried to get juicy details only she was like... Errr... No personal questions please...

Me and the magazine... and the soon to be cover...

Haish... So now, I memang suka this job. No pay tapi I know next week mungkin dapat interview Hans Isaac and the not so my type, Hannah Tan ... I want!!!

So hemsem...

Sabah Episode 4: Burning the C.O.C.O.N.U.T.

Gaya Street

Ahhh... the Sabbath... The morning was off to Gaya street for some shopping before heading to church and boy... was it... boring?

Malunyer... Jangan bagitau orang...

What is a city boy who lived in KL for the past 22 years, filled with malls like Gayvilion... I mean Pavilion, I cannot be bothered with small stalls selling seashells and pets in cardboard boxes or some cassettes from the 80s with yellowed plastics covers and handicrafts which are not appealing. However, its a must go for Sabahans as this market is only open on Sundays. We tried a not-too-bad noodles there but I was too frustrated as I left my camera's battery home when we left... I can't camwhore for the day but... I still managed to with the help of Macy's cam...

Yummy...

We didn't do much except visiting beaches (again...) and into this beautiful hotel, Rasa Ria Shangrilla with many ang mo's lying on the beach while I took a few forbidden glances...

Actually, I was just staring at this ang mo who passed us by when were taking this picture... Never knew Macy didn't capture him as well...

My Beach Villa... Nice or not?

And yes, the traggic Coconut incident. We all burn our tongues trying to drink that hot drink which is supposed to be famous but with it being so hot, none of us could actually finish the drink nor could we even eat the fleash but, actually it tasted pretty good...

C.O.C.O.N.U.T