ANTM Cycle 11: The Flight of the Baloon

Yes, I am an ANTM whore with the likes of Froggie. Since he ain't gonna do much about it, I decided to talk about this season cos its Fierce... (Do the finger thing)

Ok, so this week it's all about posing and the posing guru, Benny Ninja came along...
so he posed and posed heck, why all the men pose so freaking well? We should all do drag and be fierce. But then again, if I do it, Benny will lose his job. My proportions are might hot... Sizzle...

Ok Coming back to the challenge it was a handbag posing challenge and was pretty dull. Sheena made a wrong move by having the product at the crotch while Nikeysha (say hey...) said she is gonna crap in her pants. Tsk tsk tsk. However, Elina won. Well, she deserved it. Cos I have no idea what the girls were doing having their tippy toes to hold the handbag. Heck how are you gonna walk with the bag on your lil toesy... We have to strut honey.

So this week's controversy or bitch fight was whitey white girl Hannah against the Ethnic girls, and boy, the usuals with the whole racial thing. Man, I thought we are bad here but they are worst.

Photoshoot time. You see a baloon and a ladder. So you are gonna do some height shoots but with the wind blowing strong the baloon is cancelled and the girls were left hanging (literally) on the ladder. Fabulous.

Lauren-Brie...

MrG: Fantastic Pose. With the sitting in the air pose, girlyou get an A for originality.

Elina...

MrG: I agree, the Angelina Jolie look and the whole picture look like Lady Madonna coming down from heaven on a Rainbow baloon.

Joslyn...

MrG: OMG, so hot man but her look is too Auntie-ish...

Marjorie...

MrG: Magnifique...I love the scraf in the wind and the whole Bohemian look. Give it another boost of confidence please.

McKey...

MrG: Lovely. No more boxing pose. But this is still not very pretty...

Samantha...

MrG: Nah... Not my favourite. Clumsy

Sheena...

MrG: My fave girl. Give me a high five and a low five but you need to keep your hooch in. And good job on owning up that you have a boob job. I lurrvvee you sista.

Hannah...

MrG:White supremist. Just relying on pretty and nothing more. BORING!

Clark...

MrG: Actually, this picture looks a little too draggish... Her face is worst than Dominique of last season.

Brittany...

MrG:Very chinese beauty yet its just too common.

Analeigh...

MrG: The pose is alright but the hand just don't go with the leg.

Isis...

MrG: Dude... I mean Girl, you look like you were falling and your hands are like stuck to the ladder. Face is not pretty but I like you cos you "dragged" it out...

Nikeysha...

MrG: Eeekkk... You are out. The face is squished and the attitude gotta go.

Oh yeah. Introducing MrG, the newest, uninvited judge in ANTM. Though the won't call my name at panel, I call the shots most of the time.